She has stopped to buy me a "sorry" coffee.
but locked her keys in the car and had to wait for AAA.
Commence text messaging:
Lisa: tick tick tick!!! driving me crazy sitting here waiting!!!
Me: haha I'm tweeting about how silly that Middle Sister wine is... total snob!
@doubtfuldevon their caBeRNet sAuVignON has a "cute" & "clever" label "20% mixed Red Varieties," no oak or vintage for $11... not naming names... #winesnob
Lisa: shame on you! it's adorable!
Me: but delish?! ;D
Lisa: fuck! now a train so the guy cant get to me if he tries!!!
Me: you're screwed! might as well throw yourself on the tracks!
Lisa: looking at a giant cookie to relieve the anxiety.
Me: OH evil.
and then I had the tiniest cup!
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