BRAUN on BRAUN
Host: And now presenting a collection of quotes from inter-districtally renowned musician, wine afficianado, and all-around Boy Friday, Mister Brent Robert Braun. Give it up everybody! [clap]
Brent: Hamburgers are more expensive than Priorat! What? Shouldn’t all things be measured in hamburger currency!?
Girl: gee, I never thought about it that way.
Brent: This pepperoni is like a slice of heaven---Heavenroni!
Girl: oh yum, can I have some?
Brent: I like hearing people say they’re a ‘baby’ in the wine industry because that makes me a fetus.
Girl: [eye roll]
Brent: Okay so here’s the plan: spend no money in the next week so we can spend it all on jerky and bear pictures.
Girl: oo, sounds kinky.
Brent: all I wanted to say to you this morning was “just what is this cheeseburger business?” but I was afraid if I opened my mouth it would brake the sleep cloud.
Girl: oh I adore Salinger.
Brent: There’s an indent in the side so that the bubbly toe can have a place to live.
Girl: okay, you lost me...
Brent: Bitch-slut beat me by a nano-second.
Girl: that’s right I did!
Brent: you whore!
Girl: aw, I love you too.
Brent: That dirty slut...
Girl: PARDON?
Brent: Get that beer bottle off my bed pervert!
Girl: deal with it!
Brent: wait, Dir babyschnitzel! All I want is to be comfy--c’mere.
Host: And now presenting a collection of quotes from inter-districtally renowned musician, wine afficianado, and all-around Boy Friday, Mister Brent Robert Braun. Give it up everybody! [clap]
Brent: Hamburgers are more expensive than Priorat! What? Shouldn’t all things be measured in hamburger currency!?
Girl: gee, I never thought about it that way.
Brent: This pepperoni is like a slice of heaven---Heavenroni!
Girl: oh yum, can I have some?
Brent: I like hearing people say they’re a ‘baby’ in the wine industry because that makes me a fetus.
Girl: [eye roll]
Brent: Okay so here’s the plan: spend no money in the next week so we can spend it all on jerky and bear pictures.
Girl: oo, sounds kinky.
Brent: all I wanted to say to you this morning was “just what is this cheeseburger business?” but I was afraid if I opened my mouth it would brake the sleep cloud.
Girl: oh I adore Salinger.
Brent: There’s an indent in the side so that the bubbly toe can have a place to live.
Girl: okay, you lost me...
Brent: Bitch-slut beat me by a nano-second.
Girl: that’s right I did!
Brent: you whore!
Girl: aw, I love you too.
Brent: That dirty slut...
Girl: PARDON?
Brent: Get that beer bottle off my bed pervert!
Girl: deal with it!
Brent: wait, Dir babyschnitzel! All I want is to be comfy--c’mere.